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leadencirclesdissolve:

filmmakingkid:

thingswelovefrom-thebookofmormon:

Musical theatre people be like

TRU THO OMG

This guy is the only one who has managed to make consistently good and inoffensive vines. 

toogaay:

when in doubt, eat her out

youb8erworkbitch:

buttsandbarbells:

I’m surrounded by people who just wanna get blackout drunk for fun. Like nah man. Let’s go camping or take a road trip or do some stuff we haven’t done before. I wanna live.

I wanna do both tbh

lindsaylohoean:

did anyone ever find out how teen spirit smells

valvala:

im a man and i LOVE sitting on GIANT BALLSACKS

valvala:

im a man and i LOVE sitting on GIANT BALLSACKS

promiscuous-petal:

enough about sex positions has anyone discovered a reading position which doesn’t get uncomfortable after 5 minutes

nickcarragay:

isn’t it weird that we have one hand that knows how to do everything and then one hand that just sits there like “I don’t know how to hold a pencil”

what i learned in marching band

  • freshman year: respect is never freely given.
  • sophomore year: the sousaphone is freaking heavy.
  • junior year: when life is good, don't ask questions.
  • senior year: everything good must come to an end. everything bad must come to an end. everything ends. the only thing you can count on is the metronome.

iconsmagcon:

THIS SHOULD BE ON EVERYONE’S BLOG.

iconsmagcon:

THIS SHOULD BE ON EVERYONE’S BLOG.

a simplified guide to sexualities

  • homosexual: sexually attracted to homer simpson
  • pansexual: gets off to various kitchen utensils
  • asexual: gets turned on by the first letter of the latin alphabet
  • demisexual: sexually attracted to you if and only if your blood is half divine
  • bisexual: can only have sex with two people ever. choose wisely
  • heterosexual: can only be satisfied by macklemore

thankyouforthedildos:

Bees have 8 knees.Too much knee.This week on knee hoarders: the bees knees

Anonymous said: Are you going to Eastern this weekend? Both days?

I’m only going on friday because I’m a broke ass bitch