will you still love me when my eyebrow game is no longer hella strong
*meets u at a party* small talk is for posers, rate yr current level of existential dread from 1 to 10, let’s be emotionaly intimate forever starting now
the straight agenda
- "how do lesbians have sex"
- bad facial hair
- weed socks
- "IM NOT GAY!!!!"
- comparing their relationship to romeo and juliet
I hope my wedding is exactly like this
when they say simpons did it already
they’re not fucking kidding
If a night involving eating pizza and my dick pressed up against your ass while spooning, isn’t appealing to you then sorry, you’re not the one.
ontothenexttodancewiththepoor asked: Hair, chest, hips
Hair:What hair color looks best on you and what’s your natural color?
I think red looks the best but my natural hair is brown/slightly dirty blonde.
Chest:Are your maternal/parental instincts strong?
Uhhhhh, I’ve got no idea so maybe.
Hips:Do you like to dance?
I LOVE dancing.
My current mentality is “I’m sad and I hate myself but I have to get good grades”
I want Jack Nicholson to be my boyfriend.
i downloaded three cheers and all of the album arts are literally just some random guys selfies