dreams are really weird because you don’t question the reality of them at all. like you could be being chased by a giant banana mafia and the only thing on your mind is ‘fuck, we gotta get to a blender pronto’
I need to get a license.
I feel like such a piece of shit when I have people drive me places.):
Anonymous asked: Well, I've always thought you were extremely cute. Like, definitely the type of girl I'd like to take out.
Awwwee no stopp jdkabdoaksjeje
You’re lying.
omfg all I want is for someone to mindlessly flirt with me and boost my confidence I won’t even lie
Like cmon we all want that
I need new people to text.
Anybody down?
Anonymous asked: you look really good in that pic work it gurl
Oh gosh I thought it was so unflattering thank yooou.
I’m in one of those “mom stop fucking talking to me” moods and guess what she isn’t doing
Mah boys. #pimpin
HA so these guys in the library were joking around and one is like “So when’s our date?” and they started discussing when and where and what. Then they hugged really hard and slowly pulled apart and just kind of stopped a second and the other was like “… you really gonna take me on a date?” and the first guy is like, “Uh… yeah, man I’ll take you on a date.” AND THE SECOND GUY SEEMED SO EXCITED GUYS I THINK I JUST WITNESSED THE BEGINNING OF SOMETHING BEAUTIFUL
Deer god someone help me I’m addicted to fall out boy’s new album.
