say it with me now kids
racism is natural
racism is healthy
racism is nothing to be ashamed of
Making my way downtown, walking fast, faces pass and I’m home bound.
Reblog if you’re Single.
April is almost over, y’all.
*jeff dunham voice* silence! i kill you! *entire crowd of 12-15 year olds and rednecks go wild. he has made comedy history. nothing on earth will ever be as funny for this audience. they go home somber, unable to take enjoyment in anything else. the world then collapses in on itself, creating a vortex and sucking the entire world into it, ending all life, everywhere, for no joke will ever be as funny*
If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.
Why the fuck would I do that
its a metaphor you see
1980s Blue Devils Drumline
LOOK AT THOSE SOCKS AND THOSE JEAN SHORTS
drum corps in jorts sounds AWFUL
If I march, I’m bringing this back
I marched in jorts last season. it wasn’t too bad
Reblog this if I can ask you a whole bunch of inapproprite questions.
WHAT TUMBLR USER DO U SHIP ME WITH
Honestly I’m so thirsty I would make out with a potato