This will forever be adorable
Me pt. 2 10/12
yes I know I’m sorry I was late but I put lotion on right before I left and it took me 20 minutes to get the door open
pour one out to the neopets we left for dead
*takes gulp of vodka straight from the bottle* my day was fine
how to get a boyfriend
put peanut butter on a pinecone and roll it in bird seed. hang it up outside. wait.
Bisexuality isn’t the name for a weird phenomenon that occurs somewhere between gay and hetero. It’s not a synonym for confused or attention-seeking, and it’s not code for “actually straight”. It isn’t something you can measure with points or percentages or relationship history.
it’s a completely real sexuality that stands alone and isn’t up for debate
do you know why feminism has a horrible image?
i’ll let you in on a secret here, it’s because people hate women
send this to your crush with no context
i sent this to my crush and he said “that churns me on”
this is the cutest thing ever